Having just recently finished viewing both of the scrumptious Ms Olivia Wilde's latest offerings of assdom Horrible Bosses and Cowboys vs Aliens, I can safely attest to and annoint Ms Wilde as the most prestigious ass in all of Hollywood. I mean for the love of all that is assly this chick has an ass that no other can assend to. It is quite possibly a creation that could even move the most Tebowious of us to bumbling heathens. It is perhaps too perfected - the shape and texture is almost alien like - which I assume is an idea a self righteous Universal exec acquired in an Epiphany he exhibited while his dick was stuck in that glorious asshole, hence her being cast as just that, an alien. Which is totally kosher with me, because either alien or a goddamn fucking gorilla, that ass is getting smacked. Olivia, if Tebow is the patron saint of football, your ass is the patron saint of our collective straight mankind.
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