FROM: Concerned sleep loving citizen.
To all the grandiose overzealous advertising agencies of the 21st century:
It is not intuitive and is actually counterproductive and detrimental to the products your touting to include the sounds of multiple alarm clocks ringing in succession. The jolting sound of the devil device that grabs me up from my slumber and tosses me out in front of the Mac truck called morning time certainly doesn't make me want to reevaluate my car insurance affiliations. In fact, it riles the deep seeded hatred I have in technology whose only purpose thrives on promoting unnatural sleep deprivation techniques and makes me hate you, your oblivious agency, and the complete detachment of reality they represent by imploring such heinous advertising tactics. You should all be stoned to death. After my alarm goes off tomorrow morning will be the perfect time.
