Thursday, January 12, 2012

olivia wilde's ass is a uniter of nations.

Having just recently finished viewing both of the scrumptious Ms Olivia Wilde's latest offerings of assdom Horrible Bosses and Cowboys vs Aliens, I can safely attest to and annoint Ms Wilde as the most prestigious ass in all of Hollywood. I mean for the love of all that is assly this chick has an ass that no other can assend to. It is quite possibly a creation that could even move the most Tebowious of us to bumbling heathens. It is perhaps too perfected - the shape and texture is almost alien like - which I assume is an idea a self righteous Universal exec acquired in an Epiphany he exhibited while his dick was stuck in that glorious asshole, hence her being cast as just that, an alien. Which is totally kosher with me, because either alien or a goddamn fucking gorilla, that ass is getting smacked. Olivia, if Tebow is the patron saint of football, your ass is the patron saint of our collective straight mankind.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Fedex field

An awesome panorama I got of fedex field during the skins pats game on my fascinate rocking android 4.0 and I'm willing to bet I was the only person there rockin 4.0 whatsoever!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Come visit sunny philly!

Kaitlin Olson: quite possibly the only reason to ever even consider venturing to Philadelphia. It surely ain't for the dream team. Kaitlin Olson: also the only thing worth dreaming about in PA. Unless you attend Penn state at which point dreaming of being absolutely anywhere else at all is probably preferred.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The breast of Storage Wars

Somebody tell me how in the world of bidding thousands on salad plates has playboy not contacted brandi passante of storage wars fame? I mean the girl is more stacked then half those storage lockers they fight over every week. If I was jarrod i would say the heck with drooling over storage lockers packed full of junk, I'm gonna drool over this broad packed full of heavy chesticles. Doesn't Hef watch this show?